With the Strait of Hormuz shut down by Iranian forces following the U.S.-Israel-led invasion, #tRrump has publicly invited his “pathetic baby NATO allies” to send warships and secure the vital shipping lane.

In response, every world leader around the globe has reportedly changed their number and announced that they are busy from now until whenever the heart attack finally happens.
😂 😆 😂

#satire

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/trump-to-allies-which-of-you-fucking-losers-wants-to-secure-the-strait-of-hormuz/