Databricks legt Genie Code vor: Ein KI-Agent soll Datenteams die Arbeit abnehmen
Der KI-Agent Genie Code soll komplexe Aufgaben in Data Engineering und Data Analytics autonom erledigen – von Pipeline-Erstellung bis Produktionsüberwachung.
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Uhhh... how about NO???
This will kill people. Mark my words, #Microslop will be sued for someone dying because they took medical "advice" from #Copilot. And then they'll pay the fines, label it as the cost of doing business, then be on their merry way.
These #LLMs have already killed many people in regular use, and this is just going to add more bodies to the pile, especially people vulnerable to these types of bots. God, I fucking hate this so much.
In about 30 years, it’ll be released—featuring an Indiana Jones fully reconstructed from 40 terabytes of archival footage.
The plot is peak recursion: an AI generates code for Harrison Ford's digital twin to battle a rogue algorithm in virtual pixelated jungles. Pure digital cyberpunk wrapped in a "cassette futurism" and Cold War aesthetic:
"Soviet scientists in a secret bunker under Magadan accidentally awakened an ancient Sumerian algorithm trapped within copper circuits. This proto-AI doesn't just want to conquer the world, it wants to rewrite history by purging everything chaotic and illogical... namely, the USSR."
In the end, Indiana defeats the virus by simply pulling the plug. A digital silence falls over the world, while the 2056 audience pays for their tickets in crypto-yuan, fully aware that the film itself was created by the very AI the hero was fighting on screen.
#futureofcinema #GenerativeAI #SciFi #Cyberpunk #CassetteFuturism #RetroFuturism #DigitalTwin #DeadInternetTheory #Recursion #Dystopia #TechNoir #ColdWarAesthetic
Develop Your First Spring AI Application in 10 Minutes: Spring Boot and Gemini Integration
As we approach 2026, the barrier to entry for integrating generative models into enterprise-grade Java backends has effectively evaporated. Mastering the Spring AI ecosystem is no longer optional for ...
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