Right Now - I Guess It's Flying Off The Shelves
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#AltText #NoAI #No2AI #Photography #Photo #POTD #PhotoOfTheDay #Travel #LA #SoCal #LosAngeles #LAX #Plane #Humour #TravelPhotography #BNW #USA #US #BlackAndWhite #Monochrome #Jet #California #Grass #LeftCoast #Funny #Humor #Aviation #Weed #BlackAndWhitePhotography #Street #StreetPhotography #CamelCase
From the soon to be late The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
what a fantastic metaphor for Dotard Tumor's handling of his illegal war on Iran
#LSSC #stephencolbert #iran #iranwar #satire #humoour #dotardtumor #wt7
To understand ignorance of the #USA, you have to learn to appreciate #this kind of humor comedy. People are deeply in love with Reality TV "The Apprentice" USA. #Television #Comedy love, #hate of their friends and neighbors. People worship television, people think Trump is great amusement!
https://old.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/1rx6y4d/obvious_door/
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
Watching "House III: The Horror Show" I may have come across with an internet meme. Possibly something that anyone could use at least once per day watching the news. #LanceHenriksen #TheHorrorShow #HouseIII #meme
There should be a meme of this. If not already I think someone should create it.
Them: I love listening to religious music!
(Picture of a choir singing in a church, or something)
Me: Yeah, I love that so much as well!
(Picture of Powerwolf live on stage)
Them: [shock and horror]
In honour of the day, I offer my annual reminder that there is only ONE rendition of ‘Danny Boy’ acceptable to people of good taste and judgement:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XWP_CKnJIg
#muppets #stpatricksday #irishmusic #straightversionsaresentimentaldrivel #music #comedy
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
With the Strait of Hormuz shut down by Iranian forces following the U.S.-Israel-led invasion, #tRrump has publicly invited his “pathetic baby NATO allies” to send warships and secure the vital shipping lane.
In response, every world leader around the globe has reportedly changed their number and announced that they are busy from now until whenever the heart attack finally happens.
😂 😆 😂
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
late capitalism enjoyers be like: boy isnt this great?! im extremely lucky today! i got a level 5 SSR ultra rare loaf of bread and a level 3 uncommon clown!
"German tourist, Faycal Manz, ...argued that eating spicy salsa at a New York City taco shop caused him serious physical, emotional, and gastrointestinal injuries."
#weird #weirdnews #legal #funny #Caliente
https://pix11.com/news/local-news/german-man-sues-nyc-taco-shop-for-physical-injuries-due-to-spicy-salsa/
I strongly suspect Joe Dante was told a Gremlins sequel would be made with or without him, by the corporate studio that owned the rights to his creations. So he took the money, and made that studio the butt of the joke.
Except that unlike Matrix Regurgitated, which is a dumpster fire where pointless ideas go to die - to salt the earth and prevent a repeat I suspect - Gremins 2: The New Batch is a masterwork of anticorporate satire.
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If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
someone wrote an app that lets you bet on Deutsche Bahn (and now other country!) delays. it's a parody app- the delays are real, but the money is fake. also it's really funny.
WW3 is no fun with all this AI slop everywhere. From YouTube to social media to primetime news... slop slop slop. Instead of seeing or reading something and going "Holy feck, under your desk everyone" I now have to squint into the screen and look for slop characteristics or cipher whether the dialect and writing style is human or not.
Way to go tech. You enshitified WW3. #Satire
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost